I wake up scheming

Using stem cell research to arm myself to the teeth…
October 7, 2010, 2:44 pm
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Good afternoon, future subjects!  I hope your bright and chipper little smiles aren’t dulled or saddened by the appearance of yet another diabolical scheme of mine on that diabolical old website – LiveScience.  This week, I use stem cell research to arm rats with newer, scarier teeth.  Which is just what the world needed, right?

Read about the improvements I am making to rats here!


To sleep, perchance to scheme…
September 28, 2010, 2:37 pm
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Another column up, another step closer to that American dream: enslaving the world and forcing people to build giant statues of me out of stone and marzipan.

This week, the step I’m taking involves using sleep research to get myself elected to some sort of useful government post.  Read it on Livescience.com!

Aren’t I repellent?
September 14, 2010, 6:14 pm
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New post on livescience.com, check it out! This week I use mosquitoes to torment the Nobel Prize committee!

Follow my scheming on LiveScience!
July 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
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Recent innovations in robotics technology might give my robot army the sensitivity I’ve been hoping for.  Read about it at LiveScience.

LiveScience, by the way, isn’t just about my diabolical plots, they’ve got a lot of other sorts of science news too!  Check them out!