I wake up scheming


To sleep, perchance to scheme…
September 28, 2010, 2:37 pm
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Another column up, another step closer to that American dream: enslaving the world and forcing people to build giant statues of me out of stone and marzipan.

This week, the step I’m taking involves using sleep research to get myself elected to some sort of useful government post.  Read it on Livescience.com!

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Aren’t I repellent?
September 14, 2010, 6:14 pm
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New post on livescience.com, check it out! This week I use mosquitoes to torment the Nobel Prize committee!